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There's not a lot for us to say about this reader sighting of former Liza Minnelli gimp David Gest, except that it's never right to blame the victim of (alleged) domestic abuse—even if he appears to have incompetently-installed hair plugs. Of course, there's the mitigating factor that after this encounter, the reader is now a victim of sorts; his nightmares, starring Gest as a gay, fashion-impaired vampire, will be punishment enough:

So I vomited slightly yesterday evening as my eyes drifted towards this puny man at strolling through Amoeba Records dressed in a black blazer, with awful black hair plugs, black sunglasses (like it was so bright inside), and accompanied by a big bodyguard (to keep him away from undoubtedly the throngs of adoring fans that would be clamoring for an autograph). It was none other than has-been David Gest, aka Mr. Liza Minnelli.

I don't blame Liza for hitting him.