The Agent Dance: UTA Heads Roll Down Wilshire Boulevard

We hear that there was a "minor bloodletting" at talent agency UTA late yesterday. Among the desk-in-a-cardboard-box set were agents Alex Kerr, Josh Pollack, Erik Hyman, Gregg Clark and April Lim. No, we don't know who they are either, but according to the folks at Whore Presents, they represent such Hollywood bright lights as Billy Kay,Vicki Iovine, and Ethan Browne. (Whore Presents does say Hyman repped deceased superstar photographer Herb Ritts, who isn't exactly keeping him busy these days). We wish all of the downsized luck in their respective job searches. But if you see anyone panhandling on Wilshire Boulevard in a nice suit and hair full of product, don't look them in the eye. They'll ask for ten percent of your sandwich.
UPDATE: We knew we should've posted this last night instead of getting drunk. THR is all over it. Color us not so scoopy.