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1a. High: Pretend you like "classic" film. LACMA's
Bertolucci Fest kicks off this weekend with showings of Before the Revolution, The Grim Reaper, and The Conformist.
1b. Low: Admit you like dumb stuff with gratuitous nudity. Porky's Revival/Q&A at the Arclight.
2a. High: Pretend you like the KCRW morning playlist. The Magnetic Fields at the Wilshire Ebell Theatre, Modest Mouse and The Walkmen at the Avalon, and Sonic Youth at the Henry Fonda.
2b. Low: Admit you stopped liking new things after the fraternity initiation. John Mayer at the Verizon Ampitheatre, Hootie and the Blowfish in Costa Mesa, Rooney at the Wiltern.