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—Hold on, there's a word for filming Lindsay Lohan jiggling around a high school in a really tight shirt? [via Jossip]
—[cough] BULLSHIT! [cough] DUMMY! [cough] STANFORD-BINET'S METHODOLOGY IS FUCKING SUSPECT ANYWAY! (Thanks, Matt!)
—Richard Rushfield takes down King Arthur's writer: "Mr. Bruckheimer, if you are out there listening and have any more checks handy, I've been studying the matter really really closely, and the thing about Ordinary People is, if you strip away all the fancy suburban houses and psychiatrist appointments and just throw in some guns and a hotel full of Nazis, what you get is Donald Sutherland and Mary Tyler Moore as The Dirty Dozen. What do you say? I'm almost positive we could get Judd Hirsch."
—Dude, what would you do if Sandra Bullock came into your Urban Outfitters? We'd totally name-check The Net.
—White trashy pop-star or poolside basted turkey? [via Whatevs]
—Let us get this straight: Bijou Phillips smacks Lindsay Lohan with a bullwhip RIGHT HERE IN LA—and no one tells us about it? Sigh.