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—Sci Fi Channel admits the "controversial" M. Night Shyamalan "documentary" was just lame, "guerilla marketing" bullshit: "Perhaps we might have taken the guerrilla campaign one step too far. We thought it would create controversy and it probably went one step too far." We'd love to say "We told you so," but that would be like saying we told you that Joan Rivers has "had some work done."
—Britney is shocked [Ed. note—Shocked!] and angry that newspapers would print that she was drinking a tiny bottle of whiskey in public. Don't we realize that Glenlivet goes much better with Pringles, and that Britney's an orange-fingered Cheetos addict?
—What was up with Fred 62 yesterday? First The OC kids, and now Britney.
—Buried, resurrected, and killed again: Canada discovers Hollywood's Kabbalah obsession.