1. Did dreamy-eyed Jake Gyllenhaal split with America's implant-less sweetheart Kirsten Dunst? [Defamer]
2. Outdoor dining on the Lower East Side. Why, it's just like one of those purty European cities down there! Like Krakow, or maybe Vilnius! [Curbed]
3. Muck-raking, miscreant journalists wanted for new mag run by nutjobs. 10 cents a word, baby. [Craigslist, via Chicha]
4. David Beckham and his Spice Mistress escape a psycho's attempt to burn them alive. Who dares to torch our celebrities? [AP]