Down With Emo Boys
The estrogen tide at the NY Observer has reached a consensus: emo boys suck. With their 'Tee hee, I outgrew my nifty too-small thin-lapelled blazer' outfits, their willingness to make first date disclosures about being poorly endowed, and their repressed sexual hostilities, the emo-boy subset of hipsterdom has gotta go. Complains an ex-emo-dater:
"They have a terrible penchant for public displays of affection, listening to Robbie Williams, but also for anal sex which is more or less the only way men see they can dominate women fully and aggressively."
