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—Britney buys flowers to give to finacé Kevin Federline to congratulate him on the birth of his second baby. Really, the second bastard's always the hardest.
—For all of you 90210 archivists, please add this index of photos showing Shannon Doherty's nipples to your pervy collections. [NSFW, via Fleshbot]
—An idea whose time has come: Killing the ugly models and replacing them with the hot kind.
—Two more reasons for Catwoman's certain, horrific failure: Male Halle Berry stunt doubles and "Who the fuck is Benjamin Bratt?"
—Whatevs marvels at the splendor of the ArcLight Cinemas. If Detroit wants $14 movie tickets, we can probably hook that up for them.
—More from Craigslist: I Just Landed the Best Fucking Job in the World!
—As seen on Defamer: Fired CSI actor says he overslept.
—Roseanne up in smoke?