· Rush & Molloy claim that Martha will scurry off to jail quite soon. If you were spending that kind of dough on lawyers, you'd be thrilled to jump behind bars too. [NYDN]
· The newest 'Simple Life' drinking game — every time the sardonic duo say "That's hot," chug-a-lug. Why not? It looks like they did. [NYP]
· Candace Bushnell is 45? [NYDN]
· Mike Tyson skips out on child support payments. Hey, at least he didn't bite his baby momma's ear off. [NYP
· Leo DiCaprio's Manhattan apartment search gets increasingly serious. If he's looking for something authentically "downtown" and "grungey," he should drop me an email. Mice and roaches optional. [NYP]