· Downtown commu-tards, light your molotov cocktails. Witness plans for the Bowery Project, coming "soon" to the corner of Bowery and 3rd. It's like the Manhattan Project, only less heinous. [Curbed]
· Martha Stewart star witness not invited to prison pajama party. [Reuters]
· Poor Halle Berry. They can't even find a nice phrase to put on the Catwoman posters. More kitty litter puns than you can shake a scooper at. [Defamer]
· Photo service Getty Pictures can't tell its black men apart. [NYT, last correction]
· And a wee blind item, about which only four of you will care: what TV-obsessed internet demi-celeb is getting bought out next week by a media company? Now maybe the youngster can afford those 18 TVs he's always wanted for his dorm room.