· Paris Hilton ditches her pussy-boy-toy Nick Carter, but gets a kitty cat, naming it "Dolce" (after the designer, natch). [NYP]
·Jackass body-fatless Steve-O trashes hotspot Lotus, throws ice bucket at his lawyer. Awesome. When will he start dating vicious starlet Bijou Phillips? [NYP]
·Where's former Martha Stewart broker Peter Bacanovic getting his cash? He told the judge he was broke at sentencing, but he's spent much of the winter in Los Angeles, jetting to and fro — and he still has a PR rep on retainer. [NYDN (2nd item)]