1. Hollywood Reporter: "Seacrest Out in Some Markets." Good news or bad news, depending on whether you're a TV watcher or a man who likes to have sex with men. [Yahoo!]
2. The worst article on books in the history of the world has finally been identified. [LNR, via Maud]
3. The Scissor Sisters take their UK stardom back home for upcoming show at PS1; we're hoping lead singer Jake Shears can keep it in his pants here in the U.S. [V.V.]
4. Inside former satirist P. J. O'Rourke's hideout in New Hampshire. [Boston Globe]
5. Mary-Kate Olsen enjoys first public meal since rehab. [LA.com]
6. Girls on film: a Big (Gay) Brother 5 homage. [Defamer]