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—Kevin Federline's ex tells Brit she should worry about where Kevin has previously put his penis and demand that he get an HIV test before they get hitched. If Brit's really interested in playing it safe, she'd only touch 'Lil Kev through a radiation suit. And even then, she should use the salad tongs. [via Jossip]
—J. Lo's one-arm bandit-yanking Mom prefers gambling buddy Ben to Marc Anthony. Life at the slots gets so lonely once you've won that first couple of million.
—What's up-and-coming MTV superstar Wonkette wearing at the convention? Watch out, TRL viewers, she's a streaker when she drinks!
—Why we gave up on ideas of success years ago: inferior, civilian genetics.