· Slanch-spawners Kathy and Rick Hilton, along with some other family members no one cares about, are setting up permanent residency in Los Angeles. That's right, everyone, there's going to be a vacant suite at the Waldorf Astoria! Time for a kegger! [NYP]
· Martha's ready to rock the ankle bracelet. [NYDN
· We thought self-inflicted gynecological accidents were totally normal and, frankly, who doesn't get hauled off to Bellevue here and there? Courtney hits long-term rehab. [BBC]
· Sarah Jessica Parker hustles GAP, Kristen Davis cakes on the Maybelline. Life after Sex and the City is clearly just a long descent into whorish oblivion. [PR Newswire]