· Lafayette Street's semi-hot-spot Pangaea is having their closing party tomorrow night — and evidently some people won't miss the "shitty euro-ass-licking-ball-sniffing-shitpen." [Kill The Bird]
· Deep inside Robert DeNiro's TriBeCa development: now going for $1000 a square foot. [Curbed]
· MEDIA ALERT! ONCE-WELL-KNOWN SEX AND THE CITY STAR CHRIS NOTH RETURNS FROM ISRAEL! STOP EVERYTHING!!! Tomorrow, New York Marriott Marquis, 9th Floor, 4 p.m. Huh! Whose PR problem is bigger: Israel's or Mr. Big's?
· The world's hardest blind item ever: pop tartlets and porn stars! [Defamer]