We subscribe to popbitch mostly because we like to pick up on unintelligible British slang — but every once in a while there's something in their weekly emails that totally cracks us up:

"I was getting my makeup done, and it just hit me: I love Nick, but I need time alone. I called my psychic, and I asked her opinion... I went straight to the Kabbalah Centre and got a new bracelet." - Paris Hilton