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—Dumb, young celebrities getting matching tattoos never ends badly. Never. Nick got "Paris," and they don't know what Paris got. A target?
—Remember those pics of "Frodo gone wild" in Prague? It turns out that the Czech Republic isn't quite the Disneyland we all thought it was, where a striped-shirted Hobbit could party his face off without repercussions.
—Zach Braff has a blog for Garden State. Here's to hoping he doesn't become the first blogger to get laid, but we're probably too late. Everyone's saying he's broken the blogging celibacy streak with Natalie Portman.
—LasagnaFarm continues its one-handed tallying of the sex acts of Six Feet Under.
—After avoiding the Neverland Ranch's perilous Black-Van-Go-Round and the Magical Bed of Handsy Sleepovers, a 15-year-old boy hurts himself when his ATV flips over.
—All-purpose LA malcontent Richard Rushfield changes the name of his blog once again (this time, to "Don Ricardo's Casa de Media"), then bends the latest issue of GQ over the magazine rack for the glossy buggering it so richly deserves.