We're terrible at writing blind items, but we're also terrible at getting sued. So guess with your inside voices, people!

Which famous on-the-comeback (and apparently closeted) former child star may now be dating a thespian who made his mark with his "big part" in an Edward Albee play — and, funnily enough, worked not nude in a recent Army TV commercial and in "Gypsy." Could this be true? Last we remember, he was happily raising babies with another East Village fixture, a film producer.