· Now that she's decided not to press charges against allegedly-battering ex-boy toy Nick Carter, Paris can go back to what she does best: clam-flashing and line-skipping in the Hamptons. [Page Six]
· Meanwhile, Nick Carter hides in his car and sobs when asked about the incident. No wonder she dumped him. [IMDB]
· Uber-rich first-lady wannabe Teresa Heinz Kerry haggles over the cost of her $90 manicures. [NYDN]
· Colin Farrell's cock: well, maybe it's not that big. [Page Six]