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We're really concerned for Fabian Basabe, whose precious "it" status may be in jeopardy. After several instances of public gallivanting with first daughter Barbara Bush and subsequent rumors of his banishment from White House functions, we're wondering if there's a conspiracy to keep Fabian below the "it" radar. Please? From a reader, a disturbing new development in the oppression of the Fabian:

The "IT BOY" is leaving the island! So I just heard that Fabian Basabe is leaving New York until after Labor Day — he's going to Miami then off to LA. Could it be that with the Republican National Convention coming to town, the Prez wants Fabian as far away from New York as possible?