Hugh Grant: What If He Went Porn?
Just about everyone who's gotten their name above the title in a Hollywood film has probably at some point been one bounced rent check away from settling for a career of money-shots and playful stage-names evoking the size or hardness of one's member. What if Hugh Grant hadn't bounced back from his ill-advised encounter with Divine Brown and instead indulged his pornier theatrical instincts? Wawasworld compares the career path of our lovable Hugh with the theoretical work of "Porno Huge" Grant:
Hugh 1990: Stars in a USA film called "The Big Man."
Porno Huge 1990: Stars in a Vivid film called "The Really Big Man." [...]
Hugh 1999: On the set of "Mickey Blue Eyes" James Caan gives Hugh the nickname "Whippy"
Porno Huge 1999: On the set of "Mickey Blue Balls" Peter North gives Huge the nickname "Whippy."
