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—That huge H2 of yours might be useful for running over struggling actors waiting in the valet line at The Standard, but it's probably illegal for you to drive it in your neighborhood.
—Always reliable WENN reports reshoots on the new/last Star Wars movie. We're guessing that in the first round of shooting the dialogue didn't come out quite stilted enough and Lucas mistakenly put the camera in the right place once or twice.
— Jack Valenti rolls over in his grave: TiVo gets approval for users to share recorded programs over the internet. Valenti's not dead? Check again when he hears how the pirates have won!
—America is fresh out of women trying to get married on television, so ABC recycles one they've already broken.
—What's in Paris Hilton's gadget bag? No, it doesn't fit in a pill bottle.