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—Of course, we're only figuratively accusing Halle Berry of smoking crack. You, however, should feel free to draw your own conclusions.
—You're in luck! There's now a way to show your support for a post-Paris-Hilton-era Nick Carter, and it's online. Please, we beg of you—sign the petition rather than get Nick's name tattooed on your ass. That's played. [via WOW Report]
—Collagen is the new Photoshop, at least in Keira Knightley's case.
—An LA.comfidential blogger goes to a party at The Grove, complete with celebrities and a Black Eyed Peas show, and has no idea what it's for.
—We imagine that arriving on a raft or running across the border is more fun, but now you can try to acquire a green card on reality TV.