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Anyone who's attained at least a kindergarten-level education is familiar with the rhyming philosophical maxim, "Whoever smelt it, dealt it." Adorable, pocket-sized, Harvard-schooled actress Natalie Portman may be formulating a Hollywood corollary with this anecdote from the set of Garden State: "Whoever tells the gossip rag about the mystery bathtub poo will blame the movie shoot's 50-person crew."

Natalie revealed: "We were shooting a pool scene at a lady's house in New Jersey, and we were only allowed to use one bathroom. We were a 50-person crew! We started shooting at 7pm and that bathroom got disgusting very quickly. At midnight, the woman was like, 'We are stopping shooting. There is doody in the bathtub!'