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There are apparently at least four ways to fuck a pie: FilmJerk reports that a fourth installment of the American Pie movies is on the "fast track" to a September shoot. Universal seems to be discarding the major characters from the first three movies to tell the story of Stifler's little brother and his horny adventures at band camp, as most of original cast have priced themselves out of the budget for a new Pie movie. [Ed. note—Bet the guy that screwed Stifler's mom is probably available at a reasonable quote, i.e., a ham sandwich and a Cup o' Soup.] Today's meditation: If you copulate with baked goods and the movie goes straight to video, does your failing career make a sound?