· Naomi Campbell's fake address (which is used for a legal address by dozens of other celebs as well): the office building at 500 Park Avenue. Naomi's individual address? Apartment HO. Is this a nasty joke on our eyeball-clawing super-woman? Ooo, someone's about to get beat with a phone again. [Page Six]
· Stodgy old news anchor Mike Wallace gets thrown against his limo and slapped with cuffs after asking cops why they were giving his double-parked driver a hard time. Finally! A journalist in cuffs outside of the bedroom! Oh right, sorry Matthew Cooper. [NYDN]
· Reese Witherspoon secured the recent cover of Vanity Fair through some good, old-fashioned legal threats. So now we know Editor Graydon Carter responds to both gifts and growls. [NYO]
· More rapper real estate drama: the purported $10 million spent on P. Diddy's new home in Alpine, NJ, is a bit inflated. Rather, the hip-hop cop-magnet spent a paltry $6.8 million, resulting in some possible IRS problems for the poor schmuck who sold the place. [V.V.]