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Things aren't looking good for Alien Vs. Predator. Fox canceled the premiere it had scheduled last night at Grauman's Chinese, and now even the creepy "entrepreneurs" who hang out in front of the theater probably wouldn't be caught dead in a cheap Alien costume, trying to make Romanian tourists fork over five bucks for a Polaroid. The Movie Blog elaborates on the two reasons why the premiere would be scrapped:

Reason one, and this is the most common one: The film sucks so bad that the studio doesn't want anybody to see it in advance so that negative word of mouth won't have a chance to spoil the opening weekend business.

You don't really need to know about Reason Two, which is some studio misdirection involving "last minute editing" instead of "cutting costs to cover their asses in preparation for an expensive bomb."