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Blogger Dave White takes the bullet for all of us (we never get invited anywhere!) and attends a press screening of The Brown Bunny for an upcoming review on E! Online. All of the controversy that director Vincent Gallo stirred up by erecting a monument to his moment cinematic triumph seems to have er, petered out, as the screening was not exactly well-attended. But way to go on the penis, Vincent! At least you've got that thing to distract from anyone looking you directly in those crazy eyes and instantly succumbing to madness. We'll assume that's what happened to Chloë Sevigny.

Vincent Gallo has a big thick penis. I know this because I saw "The Brown Bunny" last night. Who's full of envy right now that I got to see this notorious bit of film history? Anyone? [...]

...the audience? Me and the publicist. She had a whole list of people who had RSVP'd for the screening and I was the only one who showed up.