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—Lindsay Lohan's father collapsed in a Long Island courtroom yesterday. Sure, he has a history of heart problems and the drinking probably doesn't help, but if your daughter was fucking Fez, you'd be praying for a heart attack.
—Britain's Channel 4 refuses to meet Warner Bros.' asking price for Joey. Hey, guys, we can still make a deal here. The next time Chandler's goes to rehab, we'll make sure he does it in London. OK, what if we thrown in the Coco baby?
—At her Hollywood book signing, Pamela Anderson demonstrates her estimable powers of literary misdirection with a risqué T-shirt that only seems likes it's about sex.
—Poor former NJ Gov. Jim McGreevey's been through a lot today, but at least there's aren't any fake nude pics of him on the internet. Oops, spoke too soon.