· Andy Dick: Grabbing crotches and pissing off straight men for quite a while now. [Page Six]
· In case you had any doubts, rapper P. Diddy really knows how to pick his friends. Kirk Burrowes, former president of Diddy's Bad Boy Entertainment, has been charged with laundering $1 million in drug money. (Why bother laundering a million? That barely counts.) [NYDN]
· Despite claiming to be bonking boyfriend Jason Shaw, Paris Hilton is spotted on an LA date with none other than Limp Bizkit frontman and professional jackanapes Fred Durst. Could celeb pairings get any dirtier? I threw up on my monitor a little. [Page Six]