· Barbie is running for president. Because a real woman would be too horrifying. [AP]

· Get your geeks hot with the comic-centric SuperHero Guide To Manhattan. [Discovery Travel]

· Gift shopping? May we suggest "Fish and Poop by the Gallon"? [Amazon.com]

· It's not that the collection of T-Shirts featured is offensive, it's that they're poorly designed. Is someone using PrintShop '88? [Nasty Tees]