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—"Julia Child died in her sleep just a few days before her 92nd birthday, proving once again that eating well & drinking buckets of wine will give you a long, happy life."
—The Good/ Awful Plastic Surgery blogs go on a binge of rhinoplasty accusations. Good: Katie Holmes and Elisha Cuthbert. Bad: Billy Bob Thornton and Paris Hilton.
—A Napoleon Dynamite ad tries to out-spook The Village.
—Andy Dick didn't make it to the Rick James funeral, but a big bunch of flowers in the shape of a joint did. (Third row down, first position.)
—Apropos of nothing, other than its near-crippling awesomeness: Top 10 Most Ridiculous Black Metal Pics Of All Time.