The crisis continues: Nicky Hilton has been happily married for approximately 36 hours now and there's NO NEWS. What's going on? They have to actually be somewhere, right? Surely the couple didn't evaporate the second they exchanged their drunken vows? We've gleaned so very little since this morning:

It is the first quickie Sin City ceremony for Nicky Hilton, 20. No word if the 33-year-old Meister, described as a "scenester" and a "socialite" (by the New York tabloid press) and a "money manager" (by the Associated Press), previously has done the ring exchange.

A scenester money manager? Oh yeah, that was him I saw last week in the back room of Lit, diversifying Carlos D's portfolio.

UPDATE: An anonymous tipster makes our day!

i have it on pretty good authority that todd meister fucked both paris and nicky at various points. and, he's not rich, his family lost much of its money...

Oooh, Todd Meister is destitute! And maybe Paris was in the honeymoon suite, eh?
Nicky Hilton's Vegas Nuptials [E! Online]