· Christina Aguilera de-skanks herself and removes eleven piercings from her body. The one surviving piece of body jewelry? A lone nipple ring, of course. That one's for the kids. [Page Six]
· More from Naomi Campbell's SlapGate: victimized model-maid Millicent Burton has been handed a criminal complaint for allegedly using a fake social security card at the DMV. Um, okay, why the hell was she at the DMV? Did she actually need to drive a car to get away from Naomi? Public transportation wasn't quick enough? [NYDN]
· PR flacks for Paris Hilton and Nick Carter insist that there's no X-rated videos of the two that may have been stolen from Paris' home two weeks ago. Truth-O-Meter says: 25% accurate. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· Mark your calendars! A September 30 trial date has been set for Courtney Love's painkiller saga. We're so excited — will she show? Will she bathe? What will she wear? [Scotsman.com]