We're well into day 3 of Nicky Hilton's matrimonial bliss with the scrumptious-yet-impoverished Todd Meister, and things are still quiet. Um, that sucks. Come on, she's got to have visible bruises or something by now! We're barely satiated by the official statement from the Hilton Clan PR Patrol:

Kathy and Rick Hilton are delighted with the marriage of their daughter Nicky to Todd Meister. "Todd exudes a great warmth and personality; he is a longtime friend of the family and is loved by all of us. He is a Harvard graduate and a successful businessman and Kathy and I welcome him to our family. Kathy would have loved to plan a formal wedding yet Nicky opted for a small quiet ceremony." Rick Hilton said in announcing the marriage.

Can you imagine having to choose which of your daughters to kill first?