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We've been wringing our hands with nervousness over the fate of Tinkerbell, Paris Hilton's ratty little lost chihuahua. Thank goodness for the breaking news journos over at Pulitzer powerhouse "Extra," who've informed us of the exciting new developments in the Tinkerbell case: THE DOG IS ALIVE. NEW NICKY HILTON HUSBAND TODD MEISTER DID NOT EAT THE DOG.

This just in to the "Extra" newsroom! As first reported yesterday by the television newsmagazine, Paris Hilton's beloved pooch Tinkerbell had gone missing. Paris had been desperately searching Los Angeles for her beloved best friend. Now Paris' publicist confirms that the dog, a teacup Chihuahua, has just been found alive and will be reunited with Paris. No further details are available on the dog's condition, or on where she was found.

Yeah, I bet Paris was "desperately searching." Like, for a way to keep freshly-wed sister Nicky out of the spotlight.