· Looking for a way to pay remembrance to late funk singer Rick James? Why not blow marijuana smoke or cocaine at a picture of him? Yeah, sure, the coke is pricey and it might seem a little wasteful, but Rick would've wanted it that way. [NYDN]
· Despite buying up 90 photos of their shotgun nuptials, newlyweds Nicky Hilton and Todd Meister claim that the hideous photo on the cover of People was a leak. Gosh, I can't imagine why they wouldn't want Nicky's beautiful veil to be publicized. [Page Six]
· None too surprisingly, several guests at the premiere of Vincent Gallo's tour de fellatio, Brown Bunny, are spotted falling asleep — but not during the, uh, important part. Everyone was awake to snicker during that scene. [Page Six]
· Rapper and possible felon Lil' Kim takes a moment to stop prattling on about her new line of watches to reflect on her "fun" breast implants, which sometimes hurt her back. [Page Six]