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Now that Tinkerbell, Paris Hilton's feral chihuahua, has been safely returned to the socialite's skanky arms, we can all sleep a little more soundly at night. Clearly it's time to embrace the entrepreneurial spirit surrounding the incident! Why not track down one of those stylish "Lost Chihuahua" posters and slap it up on eBay? For a mere $45 (at the time of this post), you can have a piece of Paris' phenomenal writing skills: "Please help this dog is like a child to me."