Due to popular demand, we present you with the latest episode in World of Wonder's series of transcribed phone calls between convicted club kid killer Michael Alig and his man on the outside, James St. James. This week's educational installment delves into the unsanitary world of blow jobs and food service. Yum.

As always, we're finding these insane phone calls hard to believe, but we've been sworn to that they're legitimate. Frankly, the conversations are so dirty awesome, we don't even care if they're real or not.
Phone Call From A Felon III (World of Wonder)