· When models aren't dating rockers, they date the princes of very small little countries. Victoria's Secret model Adriana Lima, best known for doing Lenny Kravitz, is reportedly an item with Prince Wence of Liechtenstein. Prince or not, can't a Brazilian supermodel do better than Liechtenstein? [Page Six]
· Actor Nic Cage's ex-wife was so upset when she found out about his engagement to Alice Kim that she reportedly racked up close to $100K on his tab during her trip to Hawaii. Hell hath no fury like an ex-wife with plastic. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· Best comeback of the week: after his stunning performance on reality freakfest The Surreal Life, 80s rap icon Flava Flav is reportedly in talks for his own music show. [NYDN - Gatecrasher]
· Actress Julia Roberts is getting really, really fat. Er, pregnant. Whatever. [NYDN]