Short Ends: Lohan, Gallo, J-Lo's Husband, And Paul Pfeiffer, Esq.
—Either a very good reason to burn down the Beverly Center or to splash a liberal amount of Clorox in your eyes: Fez kissing Lindsay. We warned you. [via witz.org]
—Hollywood Second Acts Dept: Paul Pfeiffer, Esq. [via Thighs Wide Shut]
—Vincent Gallo whines about the "bad publicity" surrounding his blowjob movie, thereby perpetuating The Brown Bunny's seemingly endless bad publicity loop.
—Sometimes the lede's more than enough: Marc Anthony needs you to know that the kid isn't his.
—Does Britney even own shoes anymore? We're fairly certain she can afford a pair of flip-flops.