· A friend of socialtart Paris Hilton reports that the trollopy twit didn't actually lose her teacup chihuahua, Tinkerbell. Rather, Paris just dropped the dog off at her grandparents' and forgot about it. Unfortunately, this doesn't surprise us in the least. [Page Six]
· Sunday's MTV Video Music Awards will feature celebs rolling up to the red carpet in yachts, thus sparking competition between the stars over the size of their boats. We know celebs are all size queens, but this is a little much. [NYDN]
· As we descend further into the modern inferno, designer (we're using that word so loosely) Tommy Hilfiger has signed on with CBS as the star of a new reality show. Daughter Ally's post MTV-reality stint in rehab whetted his appetite, apparently. [Page Six]
· Scarlett Johansson likes older men, obviously, but she considers John Travolta the perfect potential mate. Um, does someone want to clue her in? [IOL]