· Clash of the titans: actress/singer Jennifer Lopez and Vogue editrix Anna Wintour scuffle over who's to do J.Lo's makeup for the January cover. Anna may be tiny, but her frigid touch totally tamed J.Lo on this one. [NYDN (2nd item)]
· We know you can't enough of former Access Hollywood grinning head Pat O'Brien, right? While Patty has moved on to host the upcoming The Insider (same kind of show, different title), he's still stuck in his '60s glory days and reuniting with his old garage band for five shows. Um, rock. [Page Six]
· Alexandra and Vanessa Kerry, daughters of some presidential candidate or something, have cancelled their RSVPs to the parties surrounding MTV's Video Music Awards because the events will be too much of a swagfest. The sisters have been instructed not to stock up on the free stuff until after the election — as if free Louboutin pumps would make a difference to these girls. [Page Six]