↑ Vincent Gallo reveals his past in gay prostitution. We are so not surprised.
↑ We bribe Ted Leo, Sasha Frere-Jones, Eric Gillin, Jardine Libaire, and Adam Perry Lang into talking to us.
↑ Crack is so very, very back!
↑ The New York Times can barely control itself when it comes to popular porn books.
↑ Time reporter Matthew Cooper escapes orders of being in contempt of court, thanks to a man named "Scooter."
↑ New York mag takes the guesswork out of comprehending the convention with their special issue.
↑ Charles Isherwood and Steve Reddicliffe are hired at the Times for theater and television, respectively.
↑ Michael Musto shows us a thing or two.
↑ Not only is Captain Morgan running for president, but he'll also give you a ride to the Hamptons!
↓ The New York Times declares Williamsburg to be dead, because the Times always knows what's in and out.
↓ Everyone's writing books about Star's darling Bonnie Fuller.
↓ We don't just hate Philippe Starck because he's eurotrash; he's bad for unions, too!
↓ Holly Dunlap is still alive and kicking — but, at the rate she's drinking, we figure she'll fall and get a concussion any day now.
↓ The Republicans are coming to our sex clubs. Is nothing sacred?!
↓ 'WaPo' managing editor Steve Coll has fled the building.
↓ Maxim starts its own date-rape service.
↓ Donald Trump's online business school can make a mockery out of you, too!
↓ Stroke Julian Casablancas has a deluded admirer! Surprising, indeed!
↓ Paris Hilton gets fucked, again, but this time it's Burger King.