Short Ends: We Decline A Second Friendster-Related Post
—We can all rest easy knowing that Scrubs star/celeb blogger Zach Braff isn't a Scientologist. "Garden State focuses on a character that was incorrectly prescribed some very serious medication at a young age and never had the opportunity to find a way or reason to come off them. He also quits cold turkey which is something you should NEVER do! I completely support medicine when it's needed."
—Indeed, we did hear that the new Apprentice cast has profiles on Friendster. Alas, the dictates of good taste limit us to one Friendster-related post per day.
—Low Culture offers the nation's headline writers some new ideas for covering The Brown Bunny.
—Former members of the Crüe (Tommy Lee and Vince Neil) opt for reality shows instead of suicide. Did they make the right call? Only time will tell.