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—Star magazine paid people $20 bucks to spy on the Olsen Twins in the bathroom? If we're giving up an Andrew Jackson, we'd better get back a zip-loc bag full of vomit or at least what's left of their eight-ball. But we suppose that's just another one of those differences between bloggers and the mainstream media.
—Paris Hilton's head touched Christina Aguilera's shoulder at a VMA afterparty, nearly opening up a skank vortex that sucked in Carson Daly's penis. Nearly. Sigh.
—Charlize Theron certainly dead: According to her publicist, the actress suffered "no cuts, no broken bones" from an on-set injury while shooting Aeon Flux.
—Jewel-juggling sister site Fleshbot gives a sneak peak of "DC Sex Blogger" Jessica "Washingtonienne" Cutler's Playboy spread. [NSFW]