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EXCLUSIVE CONVENTION SCOOP! It's 11:45 and we've just returned from Nolita, where we spied a waifish woman entering Cafe Habana with a man whose hair reflected a suspicious amount of product usage. Nearby, there were people secretly buying some sort of foot coverings from Sigerson Morrison. And wait, what's this? Someone gave money for a bottle that looks eerily like Odwalla in the Prince Street Market. Will our city ever be the same after this crazy convention?! Check back for more breaking updates!