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—“Besides, some of the tabloids keep trying to say they’re getting back together again –—which they’re not. So, if they’re photographed together in Venice, that will just be fuel for the fire — unless they snub each other, which, of course, then causes a whole new type of story.” Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman are swallowed up in a classic gossip Catch-22. You know, just like when Tom Cruise is seen out in public with a man.
—The hilarious bitches at Go Fug Yourself claim another high-waisted victim.
—Holy fucking shit: The Passion of the Christ sells 4.1 million DVDs in a single day.
—The rundown of Late Late Show guest hosts: Michael Ian Black, DL Hughley, Amy Sedaris, and Jim Rome. Hire everybody! Hire nobody! We're still watching Conan.