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1. If you hurry, you can still make it over today to the annual Pit 91 Excavation (going on now through Sept 12th) at the La Brea Tar Pits. You'll see the kinds of Hollywood fossils that don't spend all day calling their agents to commiserate about how there are no good parts for women over 40.
2. Gain a deeper appreciation of Lindsay Lohan by checking out second-rate jailbait actress/pop-star Hilary Duff at the Arrowhead Pond. We know you're really not going to do it, but time is running out to experience Duff before she winds up wasting her days getting drunken rubdowns at the Four Season with Tara Reid.
3. Tonight's Main Event: Watch Vincent Gallo squeeze the bottom of the publicity tube to further promote The Brown Bunny. He'll be at Agnes B. to sign a book of still photos from the movie (i.e., pictures of him receiving a blowjob). Suggest you'll help Gallo up the cinematic ante by offering to do anal in his next film, or try to get him to sign all over Chloe Sevigny's face in the photos. Endless Defamer love to anyone who sends in a report from this event.