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We have no clue who runs the UK gossip email list Popbitch, but we pretty much love him or her forever. This week's edition has "How To Make A Versace Salad" as the top story and we just about died:


1. Ingredients: 3 grammes of cocaine, 1 salad plate
2. Rack out lines the size of cigarettes on the plate.
3. While the other dinner guests eat dinner, snort lines.
4. Do not offer round.
5. Go straight to rehab.

(FYI: Guests at Donatella's place report that she used to keep her cocaine in the fridge "in blocks the size of feta cheese.")

So that's why you grind your teeth after eating her homemade Greek salads.
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